Monday, February 11, 2008

Lols! Blow the minds of guys!!!

男人最怕的三个 答案 (Three answers most scared by men)





(1)随 便 (Whatever)


男:今天 晚上咱们吃什么? Men: What to have for dinner?


女:随便。 Women: Whatever..


男:吃火锅吧。Men: Why not we have steamboat?


女:不行,吃火锅脸上要长痘痘。Women: Don't want la, eat steamboat later got pimples in my face


男:要不咱们吃川菜。Men: Alright, why not we have Si Chuan cuisine


女:昨天刚吃的川菜,今天又吃....... Women: Yesterday ate Si Chuan, today eat again?


男:那咱们吃海鲜去? Men: Hmm..... I suggest we have seafood


女:海鲜不好,吃了拉肚子。Women: Seafood no good la, later I got diarrhea


男:那你说吃什么? Men: Then w! hat you suggest?


女:随便。Women : Whatever..





(2)都行 (Anything)


男:那咱们现在到底做什么? Men: So what should we do now?


女:都行。Women: Anything


男:看电影怎么样?很久没看电影了。Men: How about watching movie? Long timewe didn't watch movie


女:电影有啥好看的,耽误时间。Women: Watching movie no good la, waste time only


男:那打保龄球,运动运动? Men: How about we play bowling, do some exercises?


女:大热天的运什么动啊,不嫌累啊? Women: Exercise in such hot day? You notfeel tire meh?


男:那找个咖啡店坐坐,喝点水。Men: Then find a café and have drink


女:喝咖啡影响睡眠。Women: Drink coffee will affect my sleep


男:那你说干什么? Men: Then what you suggest? 女:都行! Women: Anything








(3)看你 (You decide)


男:那咱们干脆回家好了。 Men: Then we just go home lo


女:看你。Women: You decide


男:坐公车吧,我送你。 Men: Let take bus, I will acco! mpany you


女:公车又脏又挤,算了吧。Women: Bus is dirty and cro wded. Don't want la 男:那就打车走。Men: Ok we will take Taxi


女:这么近的路不划算。 Women: Not worth it la... for such a short distance


男:那走路好了,散散步? Men: Alright, then we walk lo. Take a slow walk女:空着肚子散哪门子步啊? Women: What to walk with empty stomach woh?


男:那你想怎么着啊? Men: Then what you suggest?


女:看你。Women: You decide男:那就先吃饭? Men: Let's have dinner first 女:随便。Women: Whatever...


男:吃什么? Men: Eat what?


女:都行 Women: Anyting





(看看四下无人,杀了她......) (Look around... no one here, gonna kill her....)





HAhAHh! Simply love the last part!!!! YAy!!! I call this GIRL-POWER!!!





Guys, so sorry. If you love her you just got to accept it!

TADA!!! My next newest creation! I must say this time lunchs' definitely better than the previous one! It has prawns, yam balls and cauliflower!!! A plus plus point: The noodles is nothing of the maggi mee sort! Yummy Yummy! I am on my way to become a good Hall4 pantry-cook!!!

Off for some beauty sleep now!!

Chaoz!
Yunz

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