NK sent me this

The Man RulesAt last a guy has taken the time to write this all down

Finally, the guys' side of the story. ( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear 'the rules' From the female side ...Now here are the rules from the male side.
These are our rules!Please note.. these are all numbered '1 ' ON PURPOSE!

1. Men are NOT mind readers.1. Learn to work the toilet seat. You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you need it down.You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.1... Crying is blackmail.1. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work!Strong hints do not work!Obvious hints do not work!Just say it!1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Days. 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.Don't ask us.1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one 1. You can either ask us to do something Or tell us how you want it done. Not both. If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials..1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not Acolor. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.1. If it itches, it will be scratched..We do that.1. If we ask what is wrong and you say 'nothing,' We will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...Really. 1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as baseball ormotor sports1. You have enough clothes.1. You have too many shoes.1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!1. Thank you for reading this.


I'm too lazy to sort out this email, but gone are days when he tries his best to make me happy.

thats what they call honeymoon period over.

I think Im a spoilt brat who was once gaga-ed by exes and then met a 110% chauvinistic man. Girls, tell me what to do can?

NK's leaving for Japan in less than 24hr time and it will be almost 2 weeks whereby we wun get to see each other. I'll definitely miss him but he'll have fun there. My next two weeks are also somehow magically filled up so I won't be too lonely too. Enjoy yourself dear =) I'll be enjoying my two weeks of singlehood too!

WAHAHHAHAHAH!!!

OK I know this is fake, this is a dead soft toy, not a real cute kitten taking a bath, but it really whacked my laughing bones!!!!