@ United Square Starbucks: Woman stares at me, then walks over,
Woman: Hi Sorry. Are you Male?
Me: HUh?! MALE? (*confused)
Woman: Are you MAle?
Me: What?!!! Me? Male?! (*immediate furious.)
Woman: I am looking for my friend. Are you Male?
Me: Oh. No.
For 5 secs of my life I sank into ultimate depression and self denial.
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