Parcels Of My Life

Thursday, March 12, 2009

Funny Facts!

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.

(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.

(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.

(Creepy.)

(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour

(Don't try this at home, maybe at work)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.

(Honey, I'm home. What the. ..?!)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football fi eld.
(30 minutes... Lucky pig! Can you imagine?)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.

(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.

(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

(Something I always wanted to know.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

(Hmmmmmm......)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.

(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.

(Okay, so that would be a good thing)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.

(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.

( I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains

(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.

(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

Hilarious!

I went to a crazy body shop sale today... up to 70% off!!! got like 5 travel bottles, one shampoo, one conditioner, two body wash and one body mist. Total is $56 bucks!... unbelievable! I actually allocated budget to get the things that I need, shampoo, conditioner, boday wash...in the end I managed to get a body mist and the travel bottles too... *delighted*

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Ten Meaningful sentences

第一句
如果我们之间有1000步的距离
你只要跨出第1步我就会朝你的方向走其余的999步

第二句
通常愿意留下来跟你争吵的人才是真正爱你的人

第三句
付出真心　才会得到真心却也可能伤得彻底
保持距离　就能保护自己却也注定永远寂寞

第四句
有时候　不是对方不在乎你
而是你把对方看得太重

第五句
朋友就是把你看透了　还能喜欢你的人

第六句
就算是believe　中间也藏了一个lie

第七句
真正的好朋友并不是在一起就有聊不完的话题
而是在一起　就算不说话也不会感到尴尬

第八句
没有一百分的另一半
只有五十分的两个人

第九句
为你的难过而快乐的　是敌人
为你的快乐而快乐的　是朋友
为你的难过而难过的就是那些　该放进心里的人

第十句
冷漠　有时候并不是无情
只是一种避免被伤害的工具

Yesterday I had the most enjoyable dinner for a long while!
It was sushi making at NK's place, and his mom really prepared a splendid spread of ingredients!

Seaweed (MUST!)
Japanese sticky rice (REALLY STICKY!)
Pork
Chicken
Beef
Fish eggs
Chinese white Yu Sheng
Salmon
Japanese cucumber
A salad mixture with high grade crab meat, some crunchy and sweet orange thing which I dun know, ham and fish egg mixed in thousand island sauce and a pinch of salt! (MY FAV!)
Jap Pink Ginger
WASABI....

I just choose whateva I want to be in my sushi! No wonder NK loves eating at home.

However, as I spent my whole day out attending talks and networking... I left markstrat and accounting to the end of the day. =(

I shall update about my V.day soon!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

In Lee Wee Nam Library

Coz my laptop hanged three times yesterday so I decided not to touch it anymore... =(

Shawn!!! Here's the post that was supposed to be up yesterday!

Firstly a Very Happy Chinese Niu Year to all!!! Gong Xi Fa Cai, Wan Shi Ru Yi!!!!

Well, due to recession... all hong baos have officially downsized. Take into account inflation and the value of the notes in the hong baos are also lesser in value... >.< size="1">three Ang Baos after a week of 'collection'.... haha! Jia you WQ! Still got 10 more days to go!!! Stay positive!

CNY this year is rather miserable. No, not because Ang Paos have downsized... no complaints about that since its a given. Its just that being home was and will never be anything good for me. On top of this... NK was away in Penang since Sunday and will only be back tomorrow... won't be seeing him till night-time since we are both busy in the day. No one to call to complain/talk to...no one to pass late nights with...no one to watch movie with... no one to tease with... no one to study with... and no one to give me my hugs and hold my hands when I'm in pain....

My luck was totally out yesterday. Was late for a morning meeting with my Marcom group coz I forgot to bring the cable out for the laptop that I will need for afternoon's lesson. A whole 20mins... >.<. Then Bee Bee told me there is no afternoon lessons. Wan Ying even said that Prof Lewis mentioned it like twice!!! I must have been dreaming in class or the poison from BakGuas wiped out a portion of my memory.

So I went back home on Mom's morning order. Just my luck that I did not bring back my home keys coz I did some packing in the morning. Waited outside the house for an hour before my bro came home from Akido. Did the washing and left back for hall. So for the third time my laptop hanged, I simply went to bed. NK called before I slept though=)

Today was a better day, though I went to the office near Tiong Bahru to get some stuffs when I was told it's lunch time and they people will be back at 2pm. It was 12.30pm when I reached. Had lunch and a oreo cheesecake alone at Coffee Bean. But I guess it's worth the wait. Got the stuff (a name card holder) ^.^ but it's silly coz I bought the name card holder as a gift for him... but I had to use his name to purchase it since it's under his company... and the reason why the name is needed is because they will send the receipt to him. It's a gift and he's gonna get the receipt too! Great! ~.~

Nk got a hangover with no Paps... -.- Get Well Soon!

News of the day: MY NTU SHIFU FOUND ME ON FACEBOOK!!!!!!!

Saturday, January 10, 2009

Punggol trip part 2

I've forgotten to add this!!! Some MUST upload photos taken in Punggol.

Been Busy

Been Busy...

And before I realised it, this blog has been running for one year =) and I'm proud of it.

After Vietnam was a not so enjoyable trip to Taiwan... nevertheless, I've taken afew rather nice photos and they are here for sharing =)

After that I was damn busy with Loreal Brandstorm... it seems like my whole life was filled with it...but it's worth the effort coz I've learnt afew valuable skills that will definitely be put into good use in the future. Presentation is this Friday and I hope for all the best for it!

Christmas...did not celebrate much. Everyone was busy. I never had much luck with Christmas anyway.

I spent my New Year in Malacca... truly enjoyable and I am really really hontoni elated and appreciate that NK took time off to come all the way to Malacca for the New Year. It was organised by Han Long and Xue Er so have to thank them too =)

Lots of stuffs are going through in my mind and I really really need your reassurance... so many things I want to know to care to concern about to solve to talk ... but things are not like before anymore...